That's Just a Typical Night Out! (A Poem for Crazies)

The Wild Party


Cum one and cum all!
Bring yourself, a friend, two or three!
You’re invited to my orgy ball
Hosted by lil’ ol’ me!



There’s something for everyone

Don’t you wanna be naughty and bad?

The party’s just begun

All guests are anonymous at my pad!



We’ve got dominatrixes and leather men

And fluffers to blow,

A guest named Big Ben

And even a Donkey Show!



We’ve got slaves strapped to a swing

Lesbians wearing strap-ons

Gay Doms ready with a cock ring

And weird fetishes like used tampons!



We’ve got asses that are gaped

Lube, condoms, or sponge

Don’t think you can escape

With ten fingers inside you ready to plunge.



The ball gags are ready

Break out the whips and the chains!

Keep that slave steady!

As I teach him pleasure through pain!



My nipples are clamped,

The candle wax hot

My panties are now damp

Ready for a facial pop shot?



My wet pussy is stuffed with cock

As well as my ass for a DP

I must have squirted a block

Or was that pee?



The sex toys are all scattered

Or being lost in someone’s poop chute

But why does it matter

When everyone is playing their skin flute?



The trannies and she-males are shooting porn

With the midgets holding the camcorder,

I just discovered a new use for corn

As a dildo but not necessarily in that order.



Some of the go-go boys started a daisy chain,

Others had scat to devour,

A few of the bi-sexuals pulled a train

While others performed a golden shower.



Everyone was turned on by the sound

Of bodies entwined and the echos of moaning

Which could be heard from the ground

Of skin slapping and partners moaning.



Ignoring the banging on my door

As I was lost in my pleasurable sin,

The stomps got louder across the floor

As the cops came barging in.



“What the fuck?” said the cops

Flashing their badges and guns.

“Ooooo baby,” I purred. “Don’t stop.”

“Come and join in the fun.”



Turned on by what they saw

And wanting a piece of my booty

They stripped and fucked me raw

Performing their public duty.



My sex weekend went on

And continued through Monday

Guests came and gone

As I was fucked three ways from Sunday!



When the wild party finally ended

And I cleaned up the fluids left on the floor,

I wished my the time had extended

For my opportunity to be a whore.



For you see this is my last hurrah,

No more wild parties from then on now

As I take an oath of celibacy and live a life of blah

When I joined the convent and took my holy vows.